big provolone

as flies to wanton boys, we are for the gods. they kill us for the sport. arsenal fc.

[Sash @sashedelic]

Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands

[a ♡ 🇨🇦🇮🇷 @canucksaz]

fair enough

[Stefan Caray @StefanCaray]

Not to distract from a huge moment in the game, but this call is actually a palindrome.

“A man, a plan, a canal, PANAMA.” 🔥🔥🔥

[＊ @jaraaxz]

Weston McKennie vs Paraguay

[★ ★ ★ 🇧🇷🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇪🇸 @choppahwontmiss]

casemiro

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

No loftus road

[MLS Moves @MLSMoves]

Elite GIF

[⥁🇪🇬🇪🇸🇦🇺🇸🇪🇨🇻 @LFC_ERYAN]

“Oh Canada”

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Here, slight changes to both for anyone that needs these as avis (outlined the moon and star)

[big provolone @CaseyInTheCut]

when i meet the property brothers if i ever got a make a wish

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Danny @Dannynn__]

Absolutely dying at this interaction, this app is still capable of pulling out gems

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Iker Casillas @IkerCasillas]

Últimamente veo pelotas por todas partes… y no de fútbol.
⚽️ 👀

[lilly | azzi fudd roty @paigebeuckers]

daddy get off the grill

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@dieujuu Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

[Landon Howell @landonhowell]

Still thinking about how Dick Trickle kept a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the car and would smoke mid-race.