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mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow it went out to a club one night and dropped it hella low

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“What’s your relationship like?”

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Me: minding my business, blow drying my hair.
My watch: you are in danger.

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I can only hope to be this hot one day.

[bambino @maaarktim]

I am shaking

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This time last year we hadn’t bought our house yet and I was the saltiest person at Colorado.

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“What’s your relationship like?”

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Sometimes I think about how Thomas used to buy me fun gifts like perfume or a makeup palette I wanted but didn’t want to spend the money on, and get sad because we don’t do that anymore.
Then I remembered we pay a mortgage instead now. 🙂 So it’s okay.

[Cassie🦋 NEW YEARS DAY #1 STAN @cassiellycruel]

taylor swift core based on your big 3

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The next album that I’ll be releasing is my version of Red, which will be out on November 19. This will be the first time you hear all 30 songs that were meant to go on Red. And hey, one of them is even ten minutes long🧣 https://t.co/FOBLS5aHpS

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@laurennprice @Gabievahos1 Nah, simultaneously befriend them so you know how to ruin them later. Just in case*

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Being constantly drunk isn’t a personality or cute. I said what I said.

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@GabyLaurel10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE THAT YOUR MOTHER SENT YOU THIS. IM DONE 😂😂😂

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It’s engagement season, y’all 💕

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@Liz_Guzman I love her

[tiffany jean @shoptiffanyjean]

I miss when covid first started and plane tickets were $50 round trip

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@steveexnicole OMG. thanks for bringing this to my feed because it’s so pleasing 😍

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@carlyhein0 Really, we’d be better off without them. But then we wouldn’t have anyone to make fun of 😂😂

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@carlyhein0 I’m done claiming him: your friend, Thomas, unloaded the dishwasher (bless) but then reloaded it... AND DIDNT TURN IT ON. Went to grab a clean dish this morning to find them all dirty still.. Happens all the time. 😂🙃

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Every time I find out someone I know is pregnant, I have a big sigh of relief that it’s not me.

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Someone tell me not to impulsively shop

[👊Jordan Lee Cohen👊 @jordanleecoheen]

It’s finally here! The day my 1st graders find out that their teacher is cool!!!