Casey Parker

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@FlutterWheel325 @FlaPanthers I’m routing with you cause my team sucks and you took my captain 😢

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@ShibaInuHodler It’s the sunken cost fallacy for me

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@BarstoolPhilly

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@PFTCommenter Eli just noticed, way to break the news

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@_oh_freddie @Veronique956 Damn was it a limited release you can’t get anymore? Not finding them on his store

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@Trillion What do you think about reception yards if I don’t have the option of total receptions?

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@TheSystemSports Same

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I keep watching bar rescue during otherwise unavoidable live sports commercials and now “I don’t embrace excuses, I embrace solutions”- Jon Taffer

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The ends justify the memes

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@SomeBWord Try not to get stuck

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@PeteMoorhouse GL

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Day 4 of quarantine I spoke to my neighbor for the first time in a decade, rode a bike to the park and even climbed a tree and sat in it, seriously, this tree 👇

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@Mclineken Boundlessly

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@lexiibd It’s only in bloom for a day or two and plus you get those crazy big oak trees with the Spanish moss growin on them they’re my new favorite

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@lexiibd This virus is an introverts dream, let’s gooo

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@lexiibd And it was so good seein you!

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@onlyfanobtainer And there’s way better bagels IN @NJGov

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The opiate of the masses is just opiates now

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@pwardiey @NBCSPhilly They’re killing it with the captions this year

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Speaking of my followers, there’s 64 of y’all, not impressive until you realize that’s over 5 times the amount that Jesus had