Casey

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Movies + Spicy food

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

Yes! Return to the days when art was a giant nude sculpture of the artists twink boyfriend erected in the middle of the town square.

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

Make art beautiful again

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

Did the spicy one chip challenge in front of my coworkers tonight and as a masochist it was pretty easy lol. barely broke a sweat

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

you ever hear of a eunuch?

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@RiotLinguist women are the only ones that are in the right 👍😊

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

what's going on in the QTs?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bill Murray and Kelis have broken up, according to Page Six.

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

What if I went to see Aqua on my birthday?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Aqua announces the ‘Barbie World Tour,’ kicking off in Seattle on November 12th.

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

Working retail you meet a lot of rude, antisocial, insensitive costumers but lady who unprompted tells you she was diagnosed with cancer isn't one of them! You just say "oh no, that sucks, I'm sorry to hear that" and like offer to listen for a bit

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@TheAlexSylvian if that's coming in 4th... I can only guess how bad the top three were

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@woahitsjuanito I'm literally crying with laughter

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@jenny2x4 *shakes head* what?

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@hecubian_devil keeping track of it all that and putting it in graph form the biggest red flag of them all

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

my husband would only get away with this over my dead body

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

How to fix a hole in the wall.... Incredible work!

https://t.co/5JQaViMR8K

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@scumbelievable Every season of True Blood

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

sunscreen you don't need to reapply exists its called cloths

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@jamesmurtagh had me at fallen angels

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

Me talking about Dogtooth

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@realJaredGilman they didn't even spell his name right 😭

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@BenjySarlin @jbouie They had a jelly donut and boston cream donut flavor 2 years ago and the cowards discontinued those flavors

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@ToadUnderHeaven wtf is this dick riding for beef tallow

[Casey @CaseyRHayes]

@matress_island everything tastes good when you're starving yourself