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[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

do you just love the sound of your own voice, or what???

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

the possibility of a red mailbox

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

“is fuck your favorite curse word?”
“no, ‘fuck you mother fucker’ is”

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my brain has 45 open tabs

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

somehow mike is currently planning a birthday trip for ramy

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

going anywhere with mike requires at least 3 stops before we’re even on the road

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

my absolute favorite thing to do when a couple breaks up is to go see if they removed each other from their social media. there’s nothing more savage than deleting years worth of photos just to tell your ex to fuck off

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

mike knows all the words to the high school musical soundtrack

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

i know i sound like a broken record but every meeting i’m in with women is so organized and efficient and every meeting i’m in with men is just a chit chat with a pat on the back

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

over correcting my anxiety by only watching standup comedy.

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

do men enjoy meetings with no agenda? do they just want to hear themselves talk??

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

does anyone else ever get in the car after work and scream or do you have a healthy work environment?

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

staying only made me get real good at pretend

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

i listened to taylor swift for four hours straight today

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

there is nothing like white men hyping up other white men

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

i should be a diplomat for the amount of peace i’m trying to keep

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

a migraine memento

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

a kia and a cowboy hat

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

is it a cry for help if i lay in the middle of the street and wait for someone to hit me?

[case @CaseyRyanDavis]

there’s no getting used to you being gone