Casey Splinter

Stuck in rewrites. Working on kids shows and navigating those sweet, sweet algorithms. Self-taught artist in need of a new teacher. She/Her

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Mom just asked me if Mulan is that one movie with Nicole Kidman

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I know it’s not subtext but even Jamie Foxx is looking at him begging for a crumb of charisma directed his way

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Every 5 years I rewatch Miami Vice and marvel at the fact that Colin Farrell decided to put 99.99999% into the romance subplot

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He walks into each scene like “yeah yeah yeah drugs but I love that woman who is she”

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The amount of people I saw tonight straight up raw dogging the eclipse. Londoners just smiling straight into the blinding sun with their bare eyes and a pint

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(I loved it)

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Christopher Nolan letting Jon Bernthal wear a hoodie in The Odyssey

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Me waiting 50 min for CR to mention Last of the Mohicans on the Epic Movies Draft @TheBigPic

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Living in England during this World Cup is too stressful.

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Me and my dog watching Widow’s Bay

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My mom on my Instagram…I am 38 and live in another country

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@jowrotethis Waiting for the results

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British coworker just stopped by my desk and asked if I had a sec to explain the American Civil War

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many people are saying this

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"My general advice for everyone out there: You gotta get a beautiful midwestern woman. They don't really make those in San Antonio but this one she's good stuff" - Michael

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Rewatching all of Samurai Jack just to feel something

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Kinda beside the point but if being filmed and yelled at in the street counts as domestic terrorism, every woman you know is basically Jack Ryan

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I wake up grateful to live in London right now for many reasons. But Game of Thrones Sundays turning into Game of Thrones Monday nights is a LOT for me to handle

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Bone Temple Pilots… is this anything

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@jowrotethis Just relistened to the audiobook and fully back on the “Harry Lloyd is under appreciated” bandwagon

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@jowrotethis At one point during the finale my teenage niece got up and shouted “get better cliches and better wigs!” Eager to hear the breakdown!