Casey schmidt

410.412. Im not Bubbles, I just moved here from the desert. My name is The Scorpion.

[Casey schmidt @Casey_Schmidt28]

A lot of girls claim they're "dating their best friend". Bottom line: if you can't fart in front of each other, you're not best friends....

[Casey schmidt @Casey_Schmidt28]

@SpotifyCares I got an email that someone changed the email linked with my account to tamper with access.can you guys please help? #Spotify

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

"you wanted to see me mr steinbrener?"

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

#Yankees have 1.1% chance to win AL East, per @fangraphs playoff odds, and that's *after* winning 3 games in a row. @MLBNetwork

[Ashok Moore @AshokMoore]

This Friday, 53-year old Bobby Bonilla will collect a check for $1,193,248.20 from the Mets like he has and will every July 1 from 2011-2035

[Joe Angel @WaveItByeBye]

Bautista NOT in lineup again. More fun beating Jays WITH Bautista. Actually it's Fun either way...Jose is fun to watch..getting up!#orioles

[Orioles Fan Ryan @OriolesFanRyan]

Tell me more about how the Yankees have the best bullpen in baseball. #WinColumn #FirstPlace

[Orioles Fan Ryan @OriolesFanRyan]

A+ tweet https://t.co/JQXloq4ECR

[Casey schmidt @Casey_Schmidt28]

@chrisdcomedy At least spell Wieters right. He didn't have tommy john so jamokes like you could mess up the i before e rule. #letsgoOs

[Casey schmidt @Casey_Schmidt28]

@SteveCarell is a very funny man.

[Justin Tucker @jtuck9]

#HoldTheDoor

[The Glorious Dead @FlatbushZombies]

TONIGHT.

[Fake Oriole Bird @FakeOrioleBird]

ORIOLES WIN

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

1st time in club history the #Orioles have had players hit back-to-back home runs in 3 consecutive games #VoteOrange

[Steve Melewski @Steveonbaseball]

Orioles Manny Machado has been named the AL Player of the Month for April.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Season-high 15 hits tonight; 6 members of the starting lineup logged multi-hit efforts, 7 different players scored.

[Chuck Palahniuk @chuckpalahniuk]

Here are the dates for the FIGHT CLUB 2 signing tour: https://t.co/Isar6Kipit #fightclub2tour #tylerdurdenlives

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

In the books. #Orioles top White Sox, 10-2. Buck Showalter's 1,353rd career managerial victory. Buck is now 30th on the all-time list.