Onion Knight

DC ✈ MA |

Atmospheric Scientist

Hokies 🦃 Terps 🐢 Vols 🟠

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Jake Gyllenhaal all today

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@CasuallyGreg I'm glad you've realized that the $14M was a complete waste of money, made zero difference, and we're back to the same O&M required previously.

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Do we really not have anyone else that could replace Alexi Lalas' annoying ass?

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I like how we all bullied and mocked FIFA into changing the official World Cup song to the point that you don't even see Jelly Roll in anything now 😂

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me mad I lost my $3 parlay because of this

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🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

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@JacobBaker613 what an amazing way for Trump to celebrate his June Pride birthday. A bunch of shirtless, sweaty men grabbing each other's ass on his front lawn.

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I can't help but think part of the reason Europeans seem to be having so much fun in America is that they're accidentally discovering 7% DIPAs

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@memyselfandi006 I'm not sure if comparing your signature stadium to high schools in Texas is the flex you think it is lol

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@GregAbbott_TX hi

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@boschful did you all just discover time zones over there?

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I found out that the rest of Africa despises Morocco because apparently they're big racists towards the rest of the continent. So go Brazil

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MetLife stadium has to be one of the ugliest stadium designs ever.

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Our coach looks like Russell Crowe.

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FREEDOM

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Early opinion: never seen a US team with this much talent in the attacking position. Usually we just hold the line and hope for the best.

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lmao that dude has to feel like such a loser for the own goal 😂

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Landon Donovan looking like the size of Kyler Murray on the broadcast

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@sportyspicce he wasn't going to be able to get a better shot off against Wemby in 5 seconds.

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@Ask_eggrollking @Hoopss

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Using the 90s Bulls intro to start the World Cup is 🔥

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@Ask_eggrollking @Hoopss as if you've ever had consensual relations with anything but hogs