CashElvis

Sup home slizzle, whats crack a lackin. Just homie that likes to vibe 🤙🏻

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

the spurs confidence is cooked for life

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

GIVE ME MY LUKA BACK

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

i hate the internet

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

@Malwxre fr cuz a walk from my car to the store shouldn’t make me drenched in sweat

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

bro i need someone to let me use some ice magic or something cuz im done w Texas heat

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

@Malwxre ngl i was thinking the same thing bro LOL

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

@Malwxre he rly just wanted to make history 🤷🏼‍♂️

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

A.I. is evolving so fast we’re resorting to emoji math to check if your human 😂

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

you ever been caught barking at a dog?

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

my brother would 100% close that shit and not let me down

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

How did someone think this was a good idea 💀

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

@btwkinzz ah shoot idk man, i left my bestie rule book at home

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

if ur lactose intolerant do you ever have nightmares about the moon?

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

bro thinks he’s Raditz or something

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Tsunami Survival Capsule

[📹 techtoday_media]
https://t.co/JImarqx91p

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

bro i’m verified on fking quizlet… tell me a bigger flex than that

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

someone didn’t like want Santa got them…

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

HMS Trenchant surfaces at the North Pole
https://t.co/gMghVwJTMx

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

Texas is cold rn

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

i still remember my dad pulling me aside one day and with a straight face like “what do you know about the art of the silent piss” 😂

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

I swear people in Dallas can NOT drive

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

@Malwxre i mean dropping the names would hurt anybody sooo👀

[CashElvis @CashElvis2]

i’m so done with all these depressing shows/books like my free time is meant to cheer me up, not bring me down…