DoubleA

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[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@boston25 Nooooooo

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW (who recently changed their name from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (The recipients of an illegal and ridiculous $8 Million Dollar subscription, an All Time Record, directly from the United States Government, under Crooked Joe Biden, in order to keep them “alive.” Seems like corruption to me!), from the White House as a result of their constant “reporting” FAKE NEWS! Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@CNBC Higher prices…just what the fans want lol

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@FoxNews Love it @stoolpresidente

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@BostonGlobe Huh? Hahahahahha

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@StopAntisemites @KPMG I can smell her disgusting breath from here

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@USATODAY Kraft should shame @macklemore for his small donation. Clearly, he does not care.

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@Variety When is @macklemore heading to the Gaza Strip to perform? Will you guys ask?

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@EYakoby Exactly. When are you planning to head overseas you fucking hypocritical coward @macklemore

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@TMZ Love it. Ban the piece of shit.

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@BostonGlobe I love it! See ya @macklemore why give someone else a platform who clearly hates America? Struggling to know why this is controversial.

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@WCVB Who the fuck is Macklemore lol…why is anyone giving this idiot a platform? He’s a spoiled rotten, out of touch celebrity.

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@Variety Is this fucking dipshit donating to antisemite causes?

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@WakeAndBlaked @stoolpresidente What’s that supposed to mean? Another weird liberal conspiracy. Country boy lol

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@FroemelAndy @stoolpresidente Isn’t that scary Andy, you dumb fuck. You absolute imbecile dumb fuck. I think you’re sadly, mistaken, too by the way. You see all the pussies that support this dumb fuck. Keep living in your bubble…. Or your mom‘s basement eating chips you fucking loser. lol

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@WakeAndBlaked @stoolpresidente Did you listen to this rant you fucking moron the guy spit objective truth for four minutes… Get the fuck off Twitter you absolute imbecile. Fuck your ass.

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@stoolpresidente Well said. Fuck Macklemore and fuck Billie wishlist and her freak brother fuck head finneus. Fuck them.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I back Robert Kraft banning Macklemore from performing at Gillette 1000% and thank him for having a spine when many others in his shoes don’t.

[DoubleA @CashKingMunee]

@washingtonpost But…if you have a difference in opinion, then you must be quiet. Fucking loser.