Cash Cooper

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

putt my life into pieces, this is my last wii sports

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

help

[copper tone baby @momentofftruth]

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

[andy b. @andybowers_]

I just know he’s cooking up something good for these games.

#Olympics

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille

[Cash Cooper @Cash_Cooper]

@SungjaeTracker Bounce-back inbound

[Scotty Holdridge @holdridge_scott]

I just blew up, blew UP thanksgiving with this statement.

“I like Kelce as a rebound for her, but just don’t see it long term”

One niece is crying.

Multiple “fuck you Scotty”

chaos.

Nobody’s talking and it’s been an hour.

[Cash Cooper @Cash_Cooper]

@_analisagarcia Bad grandma?! Bad dog?! I just need to know how this happened….

[JSTOR @JSTOR]

Please stay hydrated!

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

the Other people in the Grocery store are Strangers to me , the other people in the Gas station have been With me many Lifetimes

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is a real clip from a real show that Discovery Channel posted on Tiktok

[Cash Cooper @Cash_Cooper]

@hannahc48 I respect the commitment to the bit….

[Cash Cooper @Cash_Cooper]

@_analisagarcia I am a very casual baseball fan but it’s so nice to have a positive sports moment for once 😭