A perfect day in Canada:
6:00 wake up
6:30 have toast with butter that almost melts.
7:00 leave for work earlier for incase another semi driver slammed into something creating traffic.
8:00 swing by Tim Horton's, repeat your order 4 times.
8:30 get to work and immediately start with land acknowledgments chants.
13:00 have ketchup chips for lunch.
13:30 post on Facebook about how Donald Trump ruined Canada. Enjoy the satisfaction of getting likes from boomers and a couple bots. Great success.
15:00 spent an hour at HR after misgendering your genderfluid-4 spirited- furry co-worker who identified as a gay giraffe today.
16:00 it's pay day! Open pay stub feel relieved that over 40% of your income went to taxes knowing it pays for welfare of non-Canadians somewhere.
17:00 finish another good day at work trying to navigate the latest red tape impacting your company.
18:30 nothing much for dinner as groceries are too expensive. You order a $8 kids happy meal and pay $23 for it. Open the wrapper to see a bite taken out. It's ok, you understand.
19:30 watch CBC, feel better you were right about Donal Trump.
21:00 get comfy on the couch for a good sleep as you had to rent your bedroom out to afford rent.
🚨BREAKING: FIFA President Gianni Infantino will face the FIFA congress at the end of the world cup
He has been summoned into questioning over alleged corruption and favoritism towards Argentina in 2022
Bance says the reason why Capsidal got dropped 👀😳
"I've heard from multiple teams he has a weird like bad mindset when he's in the CDL, his effort levels DROP when he's scrimming"
"He doesn't try, he becomes lazy, he drops off MASSIVELY, multiple people have said this" 🗣️😬
@SurgeVancouver How did we let our Silver Surfer team leave, without trading them for equally as good players. This is atrocious, how do we let this happen
🇳🇿 In New Zealand, native Māoris protest against Islamic immigration and destroy the jihadist flag while performing the traditional Haka.
“New Zealand is Christian. Muslims are not welcome here!”