Cashier Probz

Cashier? We know how you feel... #cashierprobz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Oh yeah. Lets just spill our shit all over the floor. Wonderful. #cashierprobz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

When customers ask me this I want to throw the head of lettuce they are purchasing at their face. #CashierProbz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

😂😂😂 #CashierProbz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Some people are lucky I can keep up me "nice girl" act. #CashierProbz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

TRUTH! 🙏🙌 #preach #noshame #CashierProbz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Why do customers think it's so funny to say "Oh! It must be free!" when an item doesn't scan?

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

I hope your paper bags fall apart in the rain. #cashierprobz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

DO NOT THROW YOUR MONEY AT ME. I'M NOT A STRIPPER. #cashierprobz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

When people lay their shit on the belt & then say they have to grab a few more things<<<<< THAT'S WHAT CARTS ARE FOR. FUCKING USE ONE.

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Lets be honest here, being a cashier fucking sucks.

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Happy first of the month, y'all! Be safe! #cashierprobz

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Customer: "Oh it's asking for a PIN number.. I wanted credit.."

Well, it asked you credit or debit, so why the fuck did you choose debit?

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Customer: "It's asking if I want cash back?! I don't want cash back!!"

Then press no. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Me: "What kind of squash is this?"
Customer: "Yeah I don't know"

What? You're buying it. What do you mean "yeah I don't know"?!

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

I don't understand why it's unacceptable to slap customers. I sure as hell don't see anything wrong with it.

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Me: "Can I see your ID please?"
Customer: "Oh my gosh! Really?! I'm so flattered! Thank you!!"

It's the law. You sound like an idiot.

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

If you're checking out in my line&you're on your phone, I'm going to speak as loud as possible&ask you as many questions as I can think of.

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

Well followers.. Have you?

[Cashier Probz @CashierProbz]

I secretly love it when people buy condoms.

I say "have a wonnnderful night" & then I do a creepy smile, raise one eyebrow & wink.(;