“I stayed up late reading a book that shook my soul so deeply I still can think of nothing else” should be a perfectly valid reason to take the next day off.
being born in the cusp zone of generations is fun because when the millennials are being extra annoying i am gen z but when gen z is being stupid i am a millennial 😌
“I have a PhD, I’m a professor, and yet I could be making more just teaching elementary school! It’s not fair!”
my brother in christ have you ever been the only adult in a room of 28 first-graders
trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done