cass 🍯

look i’m bound to say something funny eventually. | twenty six | tpwk

[cass 🍯 @CassMcNeal]

Someone hid 20 frogs around my office and I found all but two of them so I’m spiraling

[cass 🍯 @CassMcNeal]

I would do some questionable things for an iced matcha latte rn

[cass 🍯 @CassMcNeal]

I’m so thankful that I’m not dating a legitimate sociopath anymore but I sure wish he’d leave me alone

[cass 🍯 @CassMcNeal]

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[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

[erika @yeeeerika]

my birthstone is crunchwrap supreme

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

if there ever come a time I got rabies, you're high on my bitin' list

[cass 🍯 @CassMcNeal]

just a reminder that in the state of texas posting any content of sexual nature without all parties consent is revenge porn and is a crime

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

So it really is a cannon event? Having an evil boyfriend at 19? Lmfao

[໊ @sonohoor]

maybe in another universe i punched him in the face instead of staying quiet

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

rage bait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Which one of you smoked 40 Japanese cigarettes with my body last night

[cass 🍯 @CassMcNeal]

there is nothing like coming home to a clean house and a boyfriend excited to see me

[cass 🍯 @CassMcNeal]

i’m so sore and sunburnt but my heart is so full

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber