Cassandra Punchaghast

What have you punched today, Cassandra?

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Yes, I punched a bear. It was a reflex.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

I have certainly punched Fergus Cousland, and I would do so again without hesitation.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

I have only punched Quackleesi Josephine, mother of duckies once, and it was no doubt well deserved.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

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[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Why would you assume I should use my training to assault asschabs?

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

I am a Seeker in the service of the Divine. I will punch the cheese shield if I must.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Yes, I punched mage bones everywhere. It was a reflex.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

I am a Seeker of Truth. I would never punch Merrill.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

I am a Seeker in the service of the Divine. I will punch petty Orlesian squabbles if I must.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

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[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Yes, I punched just a guy in a metal suit. It was a reflex.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

No, Andraste did not specifically say one should not punch wooden griffons.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

I have only punched Malcolm Hawke once, and it was no doubt well deserved.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

It is my sacred duty as a Seeker of Truth to punch Madame de Fer.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

I have certainly punched dwarves who are afraid of the dark, and I would do so again without hesitation.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Are you saying I should NOT punch Ser Barris? Perhaps I should punch YOU instead.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Why would you assume I should use my training to assault Zevran's well-toned thighs?

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

No, Andraste did not specifically say one should not punch a damp sock.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Yes, I punched a Fereldan turnip. It was a reflex.

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

"Cassandra, have you ever punched Bryce and Eleanor Cousland?"

You blaspheme with every breath! Why are you like this?

[Cassandra Punchaghast @CassPunchaghast]

Maker's breath, how many times must you ask? No, I have never punched Legion of the Dead funeral orgies.