cassidy

I rarely tweet

[JANEE RAE💋 @Still_Bourgeois]

The Coronavirus theme song is a bop! I love my people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

@_APPLEseiter The formatting has a mind of its own

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the probability that I cry on any given day can be low but it’s definitely never zero

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

My sisters didn’t get me 💩 for my birthday, so I just went through their makeup 🤗

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

@lindseyrh_ Wth are you talking about

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

Snatched the bouquet out of some kids’ hands last night. Officially that bridesmaid

[pinar @pienar]

not telling my children about how hard brussels sprouts and zucchini bang they'll just have to find out in their 20s like the rest of us

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

@lindseyrh_ I always knew this day would come.

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

Need a $ for every Christmas giveaway @_MariaManning has tagged me in

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

google got Macaulay Culkin for their home alone inspired ad.. this is the best way to end 2018

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

Me: what do you want for Christmas?
Joseph: Alexa, Apple Watch, ...
Alexa: I fOuNd SoMeThInG oN tHe WeB aBoUt ApPlE waTcHeS

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

@joe_summers1 *I’m fine

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

*bloody marys

[Boomer Bass @Boomer_Bass_]

Guys: I have cracked the code. Yesterday morning I woke my wife up, I kissed her cheek, and I whispered softly in her ear:
“I’m taking you to get mimosas. Let’s go get drunk at 10:00 in the morning”

I swear to god I’ve never seen her so happy.

[Cmac @CarterMcLellan1]

*white girls*

Hey mom how long should I microwave a turkey for???

Their mom: you shouldn’t

*white girls*

😂😂😭😭💀💀

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

@lindseyrh_ Glad they had PayPal

[cassidy @Cass_hardy]

Still a little upset that my polling place didn’t have “I voted” stickers