cassiecoolio

UofM Alumna. Go Tigers!

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

It’s Friday and there’s a new true crime documentary on Netflix? Say less.

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THE ACCURACY

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I can’t tell you how many times I go to text “mane” but I end up deleting and texting “man”. Memphis gets to you, MANE. #choose901 #memphismane #memphis

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Costco Kirkland brand wine slaps. I dare you to @ me.

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To those friends that are on their phones 24/7 but never text back… you suck.

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

I just helped a girl find what she was looking for in the laundry department at Target but she didn’t offer to help me find what I was looking for and idk how I feel about it.

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

Do all ex-servers polish silverware when they’re unloading the dishwasher at home or is it just me? #serverlife

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Also a restaurant named Virgie’s, where the sign outside said “Come stuff your face!”

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

Driving through rural Arkansas. Just passed a Dairy King.

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

Friends: Hey Cass, how’re you doing this year?
Me:

[Geov @pixlotl]

I think you guys need to see this table thats for sale near me...

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

True colors

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

“Love yaaaaaa”

[michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne]

my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

I know I might look nice and approachable, but there are zero parts of me that want to carry a conversation with you in line at Kroger.

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

zero vibes

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

hate that for you

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

It’s a “spell your first name wrong” type of day.

[cassiecoolio @CassandraJ22]

has nothing to wear to work tomorrow. *calls in sick*

[Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬 @afrosypaella]

Please don’t tell anyone they’ll be stronger in the end for any traumatic experience they face. Literally no one wants to hear that.

[Memphis Basketball @Memphis_MBB]

💦🏆💦

#GoTigersGo