Cassandra 🐷

I talk complete rubbish. For bookings contact @shannonperkins_ xo

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Is Emma’s son a tiktoker or does she just look and sound the same as his mum? #BBUK

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My mum doesn’t have favourites but has gone to my sisters over 4 hours away for the week of my 30th birthday 🙃

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@HMRCcustomers Okay just wanted to double check Thankyou

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@HMRCcustomers hi I’ve just completed my 23-24 tax return and halfway through it said I have to pay class 2 NI but at the end it said I have £0 to pay

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@HMRCcustomers Okay so I don’t have to pay the NI?

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@Pampers_UK I can only report 1 and it’s 5 that I haven’t received now

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@Pampers_UK I haven’t received my last 3 vouchers from the app. I requested post and they have all been over a week

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I don’t think Kim Kardashian has enough Christmas trees

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Can any mums tell me how much newborn clothes I actually need to buy? Can I skip newborn clothes and just get 0-3?

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I’ve turned into that neighbour that waits for people to go out and moves my car close to the house 😅😂

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Waking up from a 2 hour nap and crying because you’re tired ✌🏻

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I need to stop applying for all the freebies on Facebook adverts. I don’t have a cat but I do have 2 packets of wiskas in the post

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Sat at the airport with my mum and showed her this picture and said the weather is nice at home and she fully examined it for 5 minutes until I said look at the sky ffs

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Left my water bottle in the car came in and put my pyjamas on and I am actually so sad about not having my water bottle with me 😭

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My favourite thing about avatar way of water is that they like to hiss at each other because I too like to hiss at people

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If avatar isn’t confusing enough I’m watching it straight after a 4 hour nap

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@goustocooking I had over £20 worth of credit and you charged me full price and now my credit is gone. Can you refund me my credit please

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@AppleSupport hi is this a scam?

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@NatalieDunwell David approves

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@SidemenClothing 🌳 🌳🌳🌳🌳