Cassi Gerhold

[Teacher Career Coach @tcareercoach]

Stop telling teachers not to leave teaching because of the kids. Children need role models who prioritize their mental health, follow their passions, and make difficult changes for personal growth. Just admit you don’t want to have a difficult conversation about why they left.

[x- KC Current @thekccurrent]

"ALL of Kansas City is behind you!" - @PatrickMahomes

Stay for Paul Rudd and @ericstonestreet 😂

[Cassi Gerhold @CassiGerhold]

Just curious, does everyone’s child have to poop as soon as you’re ready to walk out the door?

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

68 mph in a school zone???

All these drivers received tickets this morning for speeding in school zones.

Our enforcement will continue, but remember… you SHARE the road with other drivers and pedestrians, including kids.

Slow down.

[Michael Keaton @MichaelKeaton]

Lots of “if they can do this to a former president they can do it to you” talk out there
PRECISELY. No one is above the law.

[500 ᴜᴢᴀʏ @gwapuzay]

courage wasn’t even cowardly fr all that shit was just terrifying

[Matt Kleinmann @matt_kleinmann]

The LIES that #ValueThemBoth are telling people.

I just received an unsolicited text message on the upcoming Constitutional Amendment that is 100% false.

“You will know them by the fruits of their labor” is right!

Lies and more lies.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Hey! Stay in your lane!

[Alanis Morissette @Alanis]

and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

personally i think no supreme court justice deserves even a moments peace of privacy in the comfort of their own home or in public for as long as they live

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[Mandy Moore @TheMandyMoore]

“If something makes you sad when it ends, it must have been pretty wonderful when it was happening”… and with that, one last car. The caboose.🚂❤️ #ThisIsUs

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Soooo how the fuck will this work. Will they ask while booking ticket? Or when boarding plane?! So any woman leaving town got to show this? ARE WE FUCKING WAR PRISONERS NOW WTAF?! Seriously THIS IS SOME HANDMAIDS SHIT!! What are we gonna do?! We can’t let our freedom be attacked!

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

A message for President Biden. #SCOTUS #NotMe

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

There’s cold and then there’s scream in your car and rub your hands together as fast as possible cold

[Ralph Anthony @RalphTheMouth81]

CDC in 2020: mask up

CDC in 2021: get vaccinated

CDC in 2022: it is what it is