Cassidy Smith

the world is your oyster

[Cassidy Smith @Cassidy44]

My memorable morning with @SpiritAirlines : a thread

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.

https://t.co/3YJSstB7d4

[AER @discordiaswake]

@WVUBarstool The rest of America is just West Virginias suburbs

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

The official story of alpha-gal syndrome is tidy. A lone star tick bites you, and months later you can no longer eat red meat. Tidy stories should make you suspicious. Here is what the tidy version leaves out. 🧵

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

Yikes Rocco’s. What a wild way to treat a guy who casually hands out $500K on fall Saturdays just for funsies lmao

[ESPN @espn]

STOLE HOME IN WEST VIRGINIA'S FIRST-EVER MEN'S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES GAME‼️

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Few things in Washington are more predictable than Congress renewing surveillance powers and promising to reform them later.

I spoke on the House floor against the “temporary” clean reauthorization of the unconstitutional FISA 702 program.

[Randy Gyorko @GooseGyorko]

Would just like to point out the fact it’s ‘Eers’ and isn’t, has never been, and will never be ‘Neers’. Thank you.

[Cassidy Smith @Cassidy44]

The @WVUBaseball official cheer for the college world series 💙💛

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Very cool. Point for college baseball.

[Cassidy Smith @Cassidy44]

Culture

[Zach Hanson @ZachHanson5]

WVU baseball winning on a walk off to go to Super Regionals and the whole stadium singing Country Roads is wild scenes

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

WEST VIRGINIA WALKS IT OFF

One of the best weekends in college baseball history just keeps getting better. What a 4-day span for this sport

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

@RepThomasMassie @tedcruz @mtgreenee

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[Connor O'Keeffe @connorokeeffe]

Thomas Massie is the kind of Republican other Republicans pretend to be when they run for office.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Important to remember that Massie remains in Congress until January 3rd, 2027.

It’s time for him to expose EVERYTHING.

[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

Jewish people be like “we don’t control American government” and then spend 50 million dollars to buy a congressional seat

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Wish they went after Epstein pedos like they going after Massie

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!