Cas☀️

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

You bible thumpers piss me off man

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

This is what being an intern at a zoo is like

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Imagine you're crying and an animal starts doing parkour on your head.

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

Still true

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

I have never seen two uglier men in my life

[landonfrostt @starcosmetics2]

Yall be pregnant for no reason. Boyfriend dont like you or the baby.

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

A lot of you people need smacked in the fucking face

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

I know he cried a little after

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

He could not believe his eyes

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

“I would never wish death on someone” ok well I have a list

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

men love my husband so much you guys. anytime we go out somewhere, men are falling over themselves to riff with him and make little remarks for him to enjoy. they giggle and swoon. they’re like the pink ladies when danny zuko comes around

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

@ the loser ginger cop at west lib who have me a $175 speeding ticket

[pierce @cringe_genius]

The two cops in my neighborhood after giving me a ticket:

[lily @swanlbs]

I fucking hate that picture of einstein sticking his tongue out

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

[Angriest I've ever been in my life]: sure, that works!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

idc if i'm the villain in your story cuz you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

God…so true

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

Fuck these freaks

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is International Lefthanders Day.

[Cas☀️ @CassidyButler13]

@Coochelic

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I have died every day waiting for you

Darling don’t be afraid I

Have loved you

For a thousand years…

Love you for a thousand more…