Cassidy Savage

Straight up just trying to chill

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

young enough to make dumb mistakes, old enough to know i'm making them

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

get blackout drunk and show this to your conservative uncle :

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

almost two years later and this is still the funniest thing ive tweeted

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

Friday is dress like a dad day for spirit week and i'm just not gonna show up

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

gave up on trying to understand color and just started wearing black

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

someone said to me today that their comedic relief is me sharing my life

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

i apologize to anyone that knew me when i had a samsung

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

i can't wait to dap up Jesus

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

someone hmu while my mild god complex is in full effect because of my haircut before i go back to ghosting everyone

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

*gets heartbroken and downloads twitter*

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

stuck in the empty space between losing your will to live and dying

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

second concussion in two weeks let's go

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

if i see another subaru in prescott i'm renaming it the pride capital of the us

[James @CaucasianJames]

i could tell u what jesus wouldn’t do. go to grad school

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

i don't know who needs to hear this but no, your jeep sound system does not make it seem like you're at a concert.

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

ever since i found out i was slightly color blind, my life has gone downhill and i completely blame it on that

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

@Missluwho3 thank you :)

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

it's funny how everyone struggled with wearing masks when covid started but i've been wearing a mask all my life

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

when i was working camp, not wearing my staff beanie, a camper told me i'm built like a mom. excuse me sir, leave me and wide hips alone

[Cassidy Savage @CassidyLSavage]

it's taking all the power in me to not turn my twitter account in to a drag race stan account :/