Savage Gardner

Sorry I'm late for whatever I'm most recently late for.

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

they’re going for some mcdonalds

[moshibass @moshibass]

"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence Otamatone Cover by moshibass

Full Version available here: https://t.co/bLJtC2MR79

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[Lotty Earns @lottyburns]

Honestly, still never met a person who went to private school where I thought 'well that was worth the money!'.

[Savage Gardner @CassieRGardner]

@hansmollman A pidgelet if you will

[Savage Gardner @CassieRGardner]

Poker Face is like a cooler, sexier Murder She Wrote, and this is from someone who bloody loves MSW @nlyonne

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me, early twenties: I have to achieve so much, I have to accomplish things

me at 29: I would just like to have fun and try my best

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @SuellaBraverman ignore the haters babe ❤️❤️❤️ (by haters I mean the royal court of justice)

[Cotehele NT @CoteheleNT]

*IMPORTANT NOTICE*

Unfortunately the cheeky blackbirds who live at Cotehele, have jumped the queue and eaten ALL of the cherries in the orchard so Pick Your Own Cherries has been cancelled.

We (not the blackbirds) are sorry for any disappointment caused.

Photo by Linda C.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

RT the Sturdy Dad to make sure there’s no nonsense on the timeline

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way.

[Leanne 🍅☭ @Leannenist]

God forbid women have hobbies

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Do what this sign says. (Reddit)

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

If you believe in women's suffrage, you believe in the right to protest.

If you oppose apartheid, you believe in the right to protest.

If you think our children deserve a liveable future, you believe in the right to protest.

Defend our freedoms. Repeal the Public Order Bill!

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

how do you all talk to people in loud bars?? I just pretend to laugh and say “yes, yes” whenever someone seems like they want a response. i did not understand a word

[reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb]

"now i'm falling asleep and she's calling a crab"

the crab:

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Obviously it can't be nice being stood up but slamming a full bouquet of flowers into a park bin does look satisfying.