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Delightfully difficult 💙E.M.W💙 💜O.L.W💜

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

SnoopDobbyDobb

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

The biggest reason I’m excited for summer is the fact I will no longer have to find matching socks for the kiddies 😅

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

I guess I have a comfortable womb 🤰🏼

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

Really thought maybe she playing a prank and was going to make her appearance today because it’s Friday the 13th 😅 guess notttttt

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

Was told I was 1-2 cms dilated on Monday and yet NOTHING 😪

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

Why am I three days overdue with baby number two not feeling any indicators that she’s on her way😅 Elliott was ONE day over. Little baby girl is already behaving like her momma STUBBORN.

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

Why do I always get cravings during pregnancy that I can’t have it’s SO annoying 😒

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

I think he meant boobs, but just in case

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

Is this what retirement feels like? Because if so then I’m soooo ready 😂

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

It’s 3:am I can’t sleep, I’m alone in the kitchen drinking tea

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

My yuterus is like 🔪🔪🔪

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

I don’t do laundry for 1 week and somehow it goes from 2 loads to 8 loads of laundry wtfffffff

[𝖘 𝖍 𝖆 𝖚 𝖓 𒉭 @Shadowfaaax]

When your anxiety is through the roof and someone says "put on your brave face"

[sasshole @CassieTirabassi]

Ugh birth control fucks me right up 🙃 migraines, major weight gain, makes my gastroparesis act right up AND I be saaad 😢

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

in all seriousness pat robertson ate my pussy last nite so he may have only weeks to live 😢😢

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

this pandemic is heartbreaking in so many untold ways

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

shoutout to every woman that goes to work and tries during periods miscarraiges hidden pregnancies menopause racism misogyny to continue to assert their worth and implement their vision

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Judge Gen in #TheGoodPlace, S4E8: