Mr. Cassone

Science Teacher
East Haven High School

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Dave- True Story.

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Guilty pleasure: listening to my @PostMalone play list on Spotify while I clean my house. Just gets the job done.

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This thunderstorm has me feeling wild. First thunder & lightning of the summer!

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Did I do it? Did I set the world record today for drinking the most diet cokes at work?

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That car hit Niki Manaj's Dad like WAP. #seeyouinhell

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@TheCoachWELI @EHHSsportsmed GET. BUCKETS. Good work youngblood.👏

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@MsCaturano Huh?

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"OK, that's my last cup of coffee for the day" might be the biggest lie I tell myself.

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1st Day of School Sign: Dear students: you can't borrow my pens. I pick my ears with them. All of em'.

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Teaching science labs this year: "please put your goggles back on. Oh your mask too. Also you're too close to your partner- *sigh* hey who's down for some science hangman?"

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Just tried the D&D "Refresher". Very good- if you like fresh green tea mixed with Victoria's Secret body spray on a hot day such as today.

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2020 can't possibly produce anymore craziness...
2020: 40 foot billboard of Chris Affinito.

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@tylerfucci Wahh

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I can't wait for the Pandemic to end so I can get back to having zero social life again.

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Delay?

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Found written on my back board.

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@EHPSScience @ParisiMrs Yup! I saw her working on this the other day and said the same thing.

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@EHHSMRSC @EHPSScience Lol

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JSYK: my Thanksgiving food not only touches, it hugs. Cannot wait. Wearing my dressy sweatpants tomorrow.

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Nobody likes problems. But why is that? Problems inspire us to fix things, change things, and make the world better. #SmartLovesProblems