Wizard Guy

fucking awesome wizard smoking a pipe. school of abjuration. scrying on you as you read this.

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

Groceries be so fucking expensive how can we live like this?

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@qtyzara OverWatch 5v5 so fundamentally dogshit it really has people hating Eichenwalde and King’s Row easily the best maps in the game huh.

[໊ @xoeeie]

Remember, transphobia is actually just homophobia, which is actually just misogyny. Different costume, same insecurity: the desperate need to control people who refuse to fit neatly into someone else’s idea of gender.

[chance @chance1084059]

If I was 10,000 tall. Feet tall. You would be... a dirt to me. You'd be a dirt. But luckily I'm on earth with one of you people and I'm just the same as you. So you're beople like me. And I love you.

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @butchbatnix]

men: the clit is so hard to find wtf
the humble vagina with her obvious weak spot:

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@notnabby I didn’t go looking for your full stance in the replies of a post on Twitter. If I misrepresented you then that’s my bad, it was the quote retweet combined with the original tweets I was replying to anyway. Good night and good luck on your endeavors, someone will make you happy.

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@notnabby Relationships are a 2 way street and sometimes you will have to apologize because the human experience is tumultuous and we are not always in our best state of mind! As long as yall reconcile! If that offends your sensibilities I can’t help you and you can’t help yourself either!

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@CDRomance_Spike Pillars of Eternity 2?

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@tedcruz Boy you should be worrying about them screwworms

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen.
This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️

[palki 🌹 @themeasuredtake]

‼️🚨 “They’re not coming after me, they’re coming after you. I’m just standing in the way.” - @hasanthehun

Hasan didn’t just stick to streaming. He put his money where his mouth is and started helping anti-zionist candidates win elections. And now they’re scared.

[Bruh @Bruh13565305]

@GirlWhHrLkTs "Charlie Kirk! You're going to destroy Zohran Mamdani and the woke left for us!"
*Annihilates mind control collar*
"WHERE IS BENJAMIN NETANYAHU"

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

Shortly after the election I grieved for and later made peace with the extremely uncomfortable fact that most of us are going to die significantly earlier than we would like, and the cause may very well trace a direct line to the actions of this administration.

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@Naggafin @GBX_Press Pussy

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@TheKarlKolchak @JuniaG_MVP What

[Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_]

⚡️⭕️ Al Aqsa Flood changed the world

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@kaizen000000000 Didn’t this guy record himself having sex with women without their consent and post it and also shared it to a minor

[Wizard Guy @CastFIR3BALL]

@multicxpv Bro I’m on Invincibletwt not whatever this fuckass show is 😭