ScumbagCasteels

This is a HamSkull production. Hammer and Skully are members of the smoke-free class of 2000. They have fancypants English degrees but prefer reading garbage.

[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Only 15 minutes? I AM BETRAYED.

You left me wanting more (and strangely, wanting a bucket of KFC).

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Ominously eats chicken drumstick...

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

So why couldn't Jessica's mom marry Billy? Nothing wrong with that cougar life!

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Don't kill the man with the secret recipe!

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

The chemistry between Jessica and Harland is the twelfth herb and spice. #ARecipeForSeduction @lifetimetv

[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

MURDER!

CHICKEN AND MURDER!

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

This tastes like chicken and betrayal.

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

@Joel_K_Kramer Asking the real questions!

[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Omg it wouldn’t be a Lifetime movie without long weekends in the vineyard between the mom and future (maybe?) son-in-law! @lifetimetv @LMN

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

I often go around saying that things will make me "a woman of great repute." It's a totally regular and natural thing to say.

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

"He has a secret recipe that's going to change the world."

Is is a recipe for love? Or chicken? Oh, right. It's the same thing.

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Okay, it’s HARLAND. Can’t wait for the 2021 pandemic baby name list! @lifetimetv @LMN

[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

"Don't call me crouton."

That's it. That's the movie. We can all go home now. @lifetimetv

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Billy's dressed like an 80s high school villain, and I'm here for it.

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

I'm not sure if the dolphin statuary around the pool is too much or not enough.

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

I’m so confused. Harlan (Arland? Arlan?) is a Latin lover, French-trained chef who knows all the American 11 herbs and spices?! @lifetimetv @LMN

[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Ooooh, she thinks Harland is finger lickin' good. @lifetimetv

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Garibaldi? As in... the conquest of Italy?

@lifetimetv I didn't know I was getting a history lesson.
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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Billy, do you have the secret ingredients? Are you not extra tasty crispy?

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[ScumbagCasteels @CasteelsScumbag]

Jessica prefers turkey? @lifetimetv @LMN