Jaime Lannister

I thought our story was epic, you know. You and me. No one writes songs about the ones that come easily.

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@danygonebad Nonsense. That Daario fellow eats you all the time. #Giggidy

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@danygonebad {Chuckles and licks where he bit down.} Sorry, thought you were edible

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

{Bites @danygonebad's arm.}

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@LadyLemonCakes Nonsense. What isn't to like about Sansa Stark?

[Tyrone Lannister @ThisImpAintLimp]

S'up homies? Holla at your boy!

[Tyrone Lannister @ThisImpAintLimp]

If your old man bangs your girl, shoot that motherfucker dead! #Impwisdom

[Tyrone Lannister @ThisImpAintLimp]

If yo sister is a biatch and she's gonna eat some turtle stew, milk yo eel into it! #ImpWisdom

[Tyrone Lannister @ThisImpAintLimp]

If you take a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel, you gonna have a gooooood time. #ImpWisdom

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

Follow the baddest motherfucker in the west, @ThisImpAintLimp

[Tyrone Lannister @ThisImpAintLimp]

@CasterlyJaime Sup, bro. How's pops? Oh yeaah, he dead. #SorryNotSorry

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@NiceQueenCersei {Breaks you out and immediately pulls you to his chambers}

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

{Presses a kiss to @LadyLemonCakes' temple, continuing his activities} Now how is it that you came into this much trouble?

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@NiceQueenCersei Prison? Must I break you out, so I can ravish you over and over again? Or perhaps conjugal visits?

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

{Runs his fingers through @LadyLemonCakes hair, soothing her.}

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@NiceQueenCersei Where have you been, hm? The bed has been quite cold without you.

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@LadyLemonCakes I will keep you safe, Stark. Don't you worry.

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@NiceQueenCersei Mine.

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

{Ravishes @NiceQueenCersei}

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

{Carries @LadyLemonCakes off.}

[Jaime Lannister @CasterlyJaime]

@jaimescock Agree!