Bob Flagg, The Ambling Dude

other account got deactivated because I guess I said something Elon Musk didn't like.

[Bob Flagg, The Ambling Dude @CastleCanis1]

@allahliker Big glass of water and like 200 jumping jacks should fix you right up.

[Bob Flagg, The Ambling Dude @CastleCanis1]

@lukeisamazing I could swear I got an ad from that same guy where the headline was "Once you touch this level of awareness you can fight and kill God." He seems to have a complicated relationship with God.

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@TravisBranch17 @daveanthony My clones!

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@ArmyStrang I worked 97 hours a week as a 22 year old and I've sublimated my resentment of that into making life hell for young people. I am smart.

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@MissPavIichenko I don't normally call the cops about anything but I feel like 72 is a lot of murders.

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@eeberquist It's 96 up here in DFW and I felt relief wash over me that it wasn't going to be 108. This is hell.

[Bob Flagg, The Ambling Dude @CastleCanis1]

@Very__Regular Justin Wilson should have a spot in there.

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@sandinistaoliva I was not emotionally prepared for that.

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@Very__Regular Normally I can agree with you on most things. But I feel deep in my soul there is more we can do, culinarily, with the humble potato.

[Bob Flagg, The Ambling Dude @CastleCanis1]

@postoctobrist They're for this guy at the state Fair of Texas

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@mrpxssy As a guy in Texas my ass hole just puckered. This is going to get weird as hell.

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@BigMeanInternet A genie is laughing somewhere at him.

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@creeptwin Yeah, it's almost entirely been god awful.

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@creeptwin The consequences have mostly been bad.

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@mrpxssy Develop an inscrutable hatred for people from a certain part of a foreign country. Like claim people from Wessex are all left handed or something.

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@historybro "Just circling back. Can you choose a label for this. It's an important part of the process and helps with work tracking and KPI analysis. We're unable to move forward in the process without it. Thanks!"

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@Sandinista412 Counterpoint to that person: I can do it and enjoy Jurassic Park 3 and then fall asleep relaxed and thinking about cool dinosaurs.

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@willmenaker I watched this with subtitles for the first time and learned they were part of the "gayboy berserkers"

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@isaiah_bb I think it would be great to lose it because it would make my in laws blind with rage. Especially when the world doesn't immediately implode.

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@JimmyJazz1968 No Highwaaaayys tooo the Hitler Zone!