Whose that guy?

rip Joey B ❤️ I do kayak stuff for a living, I dare you to try and take my virginity

[Whose that guy? @CastleZack]

3 time bee sting survivor

[Whose that guy? @CastleZack]

@JFreshHockey Why do you hate us JFresh? We could be together, join us

[Whose that guy? @CastleZack]

@HkytownHang Oh shit you mean “chris” I was listening live when he said that shit. Said Mo wasn’t even a top 15 defenseman. Like what are we doing here

[Whose that guy? @CastleZack]

@DAKKADAKKA1 Man code also states for summer buzz cuts which I’m also not seeing

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[ryo✰⋆｡ @shigeoreum]

lowkey been rewatching atla

[ryan beatty on a bulk @tradewifey]

Load-bearing tweet for me

[War Times @wartirnes]

This Is What Happens When a Marine Drill Instructor Finds Your Gear Unsecured

DI spots a recruit’s loose gear during formation, snatches it up, and immediately takes off running.

The recruit instantly breaks rank and sprints after him to get it back.

Classic Marine boot camp.

[shmev @MatisseSAE]

All respect for Death bc they’re legitimately ahead of their time but it’s so funny to say “definitely wasn’t The Velvet Underground” and then name a band that came after them

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

The male experience has fundamentally not changed for the past 200 years

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

He warned us

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

If you got a hoodie on, TAKE IT OFF!