Carton

he/they | 28 | 6'3 | ☭ | big boy 💪

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

Sequel when please when sequel please when please sequel when

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Pokémon Conquest was released on this day in 2012 on the Nintendo DS™ family of systems! In this unique turn-based strategy game, Trainers built a strong bond with their Pokémon in order to unite the vast Ransei region! 🏯

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

Bartender fist bumped me for saying "I'm weezered out of my fuckin gourd right now"

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

Houston next week, San Francisco August, back to LA in November, fuck i love traveling

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

Just give me doctor who i know what to do with it

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@monroville Okay, sleeves only then

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Knicks fans, be honest, going 4-1 with a loss in the Trump game would be funnier than getting the sweep.

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@slimekiss Hannah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@OddishHime Can't believe that tee and oddishhime got divorced 😔

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@carobunga I live there

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@queenarachnid @slimekiss Hate this website love my friends, we've known each other for like 13+ years its insane

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@OddishHime He's real to me

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@swaggymilqshake I think at best homeboy doesn't understand the boundaries that come with super early days and given that im not 22 I can't say that that's something I endorse

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@swaggymilqshake Lovebombing a week deep is a strat I gotta keep in my back pocket (no its not insane)

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@carobunga Probably

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@chaoticf4g 27 was a horrid Caston year. 28's been good.

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@swaggymilqshake Heyooooooo

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

Hi fat guy here you aren't looking in the right places trust

[tippity @tippity]

i dont think women like chubby men the same way men like chubby women do but maybe thats just my insecurity saying that

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@HoodlumCallum Get you a guy that can do both???

[Carton @CastonTheBoss]

@swaggymilqshake This would work on me