Andrew Castonguay

[Andrew Castonguay @CastonToTheG]

Mm

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[Chelsea @ChelsElaina]

The shittiest person you know is posting “He is risen” on Instagram today

[Sina @SinaHartung]

World War

World War 2
<— you are here
World War 3

2 World 2 War

World War: Tokyo Drift

World and War

World 7

War 8

[chocolatoz 🍫 @Selvirase]

@nexta_tv

[#1 haterade drinker 🌾🇵🇸 @tyelland]

there is a simple, obvious compromise to be made in the ‘weed is fine’ vs ‘weed causes psychosis’ argument: bring back mids

no more shards or dabs or ultra-high-cannabis pot. we need a federally funded program to spur innovation in the field of mids

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Andrew Castonguay @CastonToTheG]

@mauuSV @OasisPlanet_ @OasisMania Sounds foolish…

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

The silent crowd with the squeaking has me CRYING

[Poetik Flakko @Poetikflakko]

A FLORIDA FAMILY WENT FISHING ON A CHARTER BOAT AND ENDED UP CATCHING 56 POUNDS OF C*CAINE.

[Dumfukdetector 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @Dumfukdetector]

Trump isn't going to be impeached, he's not going to prison, and Republicans aren't going to stand up to him. He's not joking about a 3rd term, the Panama canal, Greenland, or Canada. He doesn't care about free speech, due process, religious freedom, or checks and balances. He's threatening governors, universities, media outlets, and corporations that don't fall in line and do exactly what he wants.
He's having judges arrested, deporting U.S. citizens, and ignoring a ruling from the Supreme Court because they were dvmb enough to give him immunity.

So I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but this problem isn't going to be solved during the next election cycle, because at this rate, there won't be one.

Does anyone have a plan B?

[KNOWLEDGE 🧠 @InterestingAFk]

The Correct Way To Open Fruit
🍓🥭🥒 🍍

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

What coaches really tell pitchers during mound visits 😂

[Planesanity @planesanity]

An aerospace engineering company has designed a glass pod with a pair of seats inside that can be installed on existing aircraft, giving passengers a 360-degree view during flight.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Wally Wallington demonstrated how a single person can manipulate massive monoliths, or how they could have been moved in ancient times.

He claims that a pyramid could be completed using primitive tools in 25-year with only 520 workers.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his flunkies and eventually sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power.
all because he's a big fucking baby.
and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now.