@ChevalierRequin The first thing I did was put my shoes on after crashing my car. People were coming over to see if I was alright and I didn’t want to seem like a freak who drives barefoot
Spending time away from college literally brain rots me. My highschool friends are always talking in the youthful dialect about tung tung sahur. While my friends in college are asking if Nietzsche would have fucked that bitch that just walked in.
I feel like the only way to make sure your friends don’t develop terrible opinions is to destroy their router and make sure they don’t get a girlfriend