Allan “Cat Call” Anthony

Class of 81 | Roll tide | hate liberals and love younger girls | SAE’s designated freshman slayer | Poli sci major | hoo rah ⚓️🇺🇸🦅| #rememberthealamo

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@HubertsLeftNut My mom didnt quit and i came out just fine
-Ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

Ever since becky took Garrett and Gertrude from me i celebrate Christmas alone, decided to treat myself this year, had to pay the hooker $40 extra to let me wrap her up but hey, im full of Christmas spirit. #hohoho #lank

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@3rdleg178 Didnt show you her boobs? Rookie dont know that jamba juice is a self serve type of establishment, gotta reach accross the counter and whip em out yerself #rapepaulgeorge

Cordially -Ant

[Alfred “Wicked Whip Fire Croch” Tubman @3rdleg178]

Absolutely, Haven’t seen a wagon that large since prime H Tubby was freeing all my lawn mowers. #stupidRaileoad

[Alfred “Wicked Whip Fire Croch” Tubman @3rdleg178]

Gawd damn girl you look like one of them things that made the clones in star wars.

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

Everybody talking about #LoveIsland but i must be confused. The only love island i know got shut down when the GOAT jeff epstein got taken in, cant believe he gone, someone start up something similar please #rip #lank

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

Ahhh summer… Nothing like going to the public pool and staring down the ladies through my polarized sunglasses. Heck, i even try to romance some of the kids to see if i still got it. Haha. Whos with me? #expand #DivorcedDad #Swinger #Youngisbeautiful

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@2kgetcashgang Is the nice rack hiding in the trees? She looks like a 12 year old boy

-conflicted, ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@akafaceUS Probably save myself the pain and drown myself in the Mediterranean. #fuckeurope #usa

Patriotically, -Ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@analyst4sports_ @Inuggetkids just like us back in the good ole days aye? Really brings me back to see a couple of lads having some good old fashioned fun #imgay #donttellmywife

-Ant

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@eugeneliv4 Coulda spent that money on a male stripper and it still woulda been straighter than this sonny 💔🤣

-Ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@MordecaiJ_ @2puttwilly @GregSECtheman I knew i couldn’t trust that Delta Zeta whore. Whole sorority was full of skanks. Ill take care of buisness, her and the rufus getting it tonight…

With conviction-Ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@MordecaiJ_ @2puttwilly @GregSECtheman Wait… my wife vicky????

Concerned, -ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@crawfordgarriso Lemme put you on to hentai, all the youngins love it. And the best part? No dicks! Only tentacle clad creatures, absolutely wonderful what the japs were able to come up with when we bombed em silly! #hentai #asians #whitebutproud

-Ant

[Garrison “Iron Shaft” Crawford @crawfordgarriso]

Anyone got any good porn videos where the man dosent have an absolute hammer? It’s hard to imagine myself being in the video when I can’t time the stroke of my hand to the guy in the video cause he’s got a Ford F350 Lariat and I got a Toyota Tacoma on my best day.🎥🤷‍♂️

-Garrison

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

Flying into the masters. I WILL be pissing on the course again and augusta police cant stop me. the sky slut (flight attendant) tried to cut me off 🤣 little did they know i brought my own #rapepaulgeorge #masters #beer

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@2puttwilly “On accident” likely story you senile fuck

-Ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@aubagman @stimmyaddict Autograph? I wouldnt even get a handjob from you #fuckauburn #RollTide

-Ant

[Allan “Cat Call” Anthony @CatCall1400]

@randyfromdmi 250??? What the fuck they steal her with, a tow truck??? #fatbitch

-Respectfully, Ant