Cat Chauffeur

One time I had to drive my cats, the Curies, across the country. I also had a side job as a Food Network critic.

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Snoqualmie Pass in the rain at night is absolutely terrifying. #Washington

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Idaho: More gorges than Ithaca.

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Huckleberry milkshake. #Montana

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I tried to listen to "Eat, Pray, Love" but I only made it through the "109th Bead" (intro) before deciding I preferred silence.

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The Rochester of the West. #ranchester

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"Did you do OB? I can get you $100 a day working with the heifers." #cowboychat #joboffer

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Re his dog: "I've never met another woman who missed me so much that she pissed on the floor." #cowboychat

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Re the wife of 46 years: "She used to zip the fly on my underwear closed." #cowboychat

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Re Asia: "Why would you want to go THERE?" "Have you been?" "Yeah, I was there 13 months. Vietnam." #cowboychat

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"You gotta be careful, girl. I mean, you're not butt-ugly." #cowboychat

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"It's amazing the things they do with cow ET [embryo transfer]. I mean, I'm sure it's similar with humans." #cowboychat

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In a rural MT bar, bartender and guy in cowboy hat discussing a "cold case": "It was an out of towner, otherwise we would know who did it."

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Has anyone watched Restaurant Impossible on @FoodNetwork and come out with enough will to live to talk about it?

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Pasha pose. #drivingwithcats

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Guy at Wyoming restaurant, exasperated: "The bison's got out again; I'll be right back."

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It's 29 degrees. #dickcheneyisnttheworstthingaboutwyoming

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In a Wyoming quilt shop: "My friend is a Confederate, so I'm making him a quilt with a Robert E. Lee panel!" #wywasntintheconfederacy

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@CatChauffeur: Pierre got his own bed last night. #2bedscheaperthan1 #drivingwithcats #southdakotaisbig

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When is the @lifetimetv original movie about that guy who didn't go to jail for 13 years going to air? #secondchances #cashin

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Is there a more grating noise than the weird over-enunciated voice of an audio-book reader? #theanswerisno #20hoursofthisguy