Cat Cochrane

Writer | Poet | My collection of short stories and poems titled Sugartown available at | *Rarely on Twitter | Instagram catcochrane_writer

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@SocSecScot I read in the report the median processing time for ADP is 42 days. I’ve been waiting 57 for mine 😢 but #hopeful

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

This one goes out to my Mum, my Granny and all the women that support @CelticFC ☘️

#footballpoem #ScottishCupFinal

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[Scottish Gas Scottish Cup @ScottishCup]

🎟️ Final Ticket Giveaway 🎟️

We have a pair of tickets to giveaway for each end at this weekend's @scottishgas Men's Scottish Cup Final 🏆

To enter:
❤️ Like and RT this post
➕ Follow @ScottishCup
⤵️ Reply with which end you would like tickets for

#ScottishCup

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@ScottishCup @scottishgas Celtic End 🤞☘️ Cheers for the chance!

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@lborthe1 @LornaCallery @t3xtur3 Naw it fuckin willnae!!

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@kevinscally83 Scotland and Celtic, good weekend for both 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☘😄 But he's still a wee fanny!

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@robertsp1965 Why don't you take that up with @snakebitewright 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@robertsp1965 Ah we're still dining out on that diddy cup from when Labour were in power and the credit crunch was an itch in your pants, no wonder Anje is looking greyer by the day

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@Russell82889962 @pud1888 Sounds brilliant, hope it's not your last game among a good crowd

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@cannedmoose You're telling me 🙈😅

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@robertsp1965 Lewis Hamilton was still driving a Cozy Coupe last time Spurs lifted sweet FA

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@robertsp1965 Jim Clark and Jackie Stewart were too busy winning F1 world titles to indulge in your haggis shaggin pal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@f53671911 Did you actually mean you're not walking around not 'you your not walking around...' 😅 Jesus wept!! You English just love to bastardise your beloved English grammar any given chance.

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@f53671911 Oh dear, we've got a rocket here, NASA 🚀 Not opinions oh 🤔😂 Away have have your monthly wank, make yourself feel better

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@cannedmoose B.A. called and wants his sense of humour back

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@f53671911 You've just blown five million wee tiny minds here pal 🤯😅

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@JanetHu04264156 Don't recall any Scots fans doing a silent disco 😅

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@kevinscally83 Did you watch the match Kev? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☘

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@pud1888 But wee fanny is term of endearment north of Hawick 🤠🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@Dane2075928 Man alive, what's a stupid div man?? 😅

[Cat Cochrane @CatCochrane20]

@JulieMenzi29362 Our winger 'things' were exceptional, you must agree? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿