CatCopter

Death was just the beginning! Now equipped with propellers & bad attitude I seek adventure, kill tiny critters & fight the forces of evil and stuff.

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

My bipartisan legislation to recognize the AR-15 shell as our national bullet just passed through some schoolkids & is now grazing the President’s ear to be signed into law!

[CatCopter @CatCopter]

Who let all this riff raff into the room?!

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you SHOT!!

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

So many...lost to the swampy depths, mostly from being thrown overboard

[CatCopter @CatCopter]

Can they clone a cat drone?

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

Me, in a few years, being interviewed by the local news:
"I think it's really important to have clone conventions like this so I can finally be comfortable in a place where people look LIKE ME!!"

**other Carl in background with a CarlFest sign yells "Amen brother!!"**

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

Me, in a few years, being interviewed by the local news:
"I think it's really important to have clone conventions like this so I can finally be comfortable in a place where people look LIKE ME!!"

**other Carl in background with a CarlFest sign yells "Amen brother!!"**

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

Still waiting for my neighbors to lower their Trump 2024 flags to half-staff. #TrumpIndicment

[CatCopter @CatCopter]

It's a good day to be a an adorable flying biomechanical abomination of nature!

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

DID YOU KNOW that nearly ALL the people trying to get conspiracy nut Alex Jones back on Twitter have secret refrigerators in their basements FULL of frozen turds that they suck on for energy before raiding petting zoos to have sex with llamas??? PROVE ME WRONG!

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

I HOPE YOU DON'T GET SHOT
America is the Land of the Free.
But you might get shot.
You can be anything that wanna be.
But still you might get shot.
From a gray-haired man to a tiny kid.
Black or white, it makes no diff
It's more a matter of When than If
You might end up shot

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

A man who can't shut up made no calls for 7+ hours on 1/6? Hmmmm. 🤔

[Annam (uh-numb) ☻🔻 @AnnamLaughs]

LET. CUSTOMER. SERVICE. WORKERS. SMACK. ONE. PERSON. EVERY. YEAR. 👏🏽

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

The next time you're at #GopSexParties ask for someone to give you "A HANGING CHAD😲". You can thank me later😉

[KnoBrain3r Knows stuff @KnoBrain3r]

KnoBrain3r PRESS RELEASE:
Yesterday I got emotional, smacked my dog🐕 & yelled at him "You keep my wife's burrito 🌯 out of your fu**ing mouth!" I regret the slap, it was inexcusable & wrong but it WAS a very good-tasting burrito & I understand the pressures of the job

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says that making fun of him riding shirtless on a horse is “equivalent to a declaration of war.”

[CatCopter @CatCopter]

@jbillinson If it was a couple of years earlier ('98) young Bruce could've been inspired by that lame Antonio Banderas Zorro movie

[CatCopter @CatCopter]

@Reelhousewife1 Behold The Bubbadook

[CatCopter @CatCopter]

@BingeWatchThis_ Val Kilmer & George Clooney turn around & walk away sadly

[IFLScience @IFLScience]

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us."

"Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot."

- Carl Sagan.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Jon Stewart drops bombshell, leaves the door open to running for office and blasts the Republican “sh*theads” in Congress who have no “passion to help people” and only worry about “fundraising” from their wealthy donors. RT IF YOU WOULD VOTE FOR JON STEWART!