Trump & Putin: The Deadline Negotiation
Trump: You have 10 days starting today to stop.
Putin: 10 working days or 10 straight?
Trump: Whichever makes me look strong on TV.
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Putin: Do weekends count?
Trump: Only if I can golf through them.
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Putin: And if we don’t comply?
Trump: I’ll post a VERY strong Truth Social post. All caps. Maybe two exclamation marks.
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Putin: Why 10 days?
Trump: It’s how long my attention span lasts without McDonald’s.
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Putin: What happens if nothing changes?
Trump: Then I write “The Art of the Deadline.” You’ll be in Chapter 1.