Catriona Foxon

Bi 🏳️‍🌈 drinks chai ⛾ and likes to cry 💦✌🏼

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@Casaraptor Oh yeah, like "half rice half chips" is a standard on Chinese menus and honestly - game changer, a full portion of each is too much but you gotta have that multi carb hit

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@Casaraptor Is that a Heinz thing? I once tried "low sugar and salt" baked beans and quickly realised that without sugar and salt, I don't like baked beans

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

People who don't need glasses just living in high definition constantly while I slowly notice how dirty my glasses are getting, wipe them and get *overwhelmed* by how bright and clear everything is

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a global corporation, asking them to accept my official, letter headed docs"

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

Still find it weird when I have to issue official docs to verify what an employee has said to another company. Why does me saying it make a difference? I'm just a weird little guy

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Poorly aged things

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

Are you fucking kidding me? You mean I'm just feeling the consequences of my own decisions? SMH.

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@Casaraptor I went to school with someone called Richard Seed and he went by Dick and literally no-one ever mentioned that Dick Seed sounds like a literal euphemism to jizz.....weird

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@Casaraptor @germieworm "Cockermouth? I don't even know 'er!"

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@Casaraptor @germieworm Oh, we get even worse....

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@What_karlll @Casaraptor @drinkkoolaidpod They can't stand how expensive brunch has gotten, if they take out enough of us then the demand will fall?

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@amandagoodness @Casaraptor Sorry Amanda, I don't make the rules but closed mouths don't get fed

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@Casaraptor @What_karlll @drinkkoolaidpod Now wondering if the CIA have access to something that can form death zits in the people they need to take out....

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

People who say high school was the best years of their lives, major 🚩honestly. I'm going to assume you were either a bully or you're an absolute failure now....or both

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@drinkkoolaidpod @buymeacoffee @nevesimpson They have a bunch of flavours but it's an energy drink that is also 7.5% alcoholic

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@drinkkoolaidpod Thank you!!

[Catriona Foxon @CatFoxon]

@drinkkoolaidpod I've not watched 28 Days Haunted but I've been meaning to, could be fun to watch along with you guys, and it's a change up from true crime if you fancied something a little different