Absolutely no one:
Me: with the uptick in bird activity at my house and the hummingbirds returning soon, I really need to upgrade my summer bird bath. The one I have now is no longer sufficient.
I used the voice control on the remote to call up How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Instead of doing that, my TV explained how he did that. I guess I don’t need to watch it now.
My dog was trying to stick his head in the food bin while I was getting his dinner. I pushed him away and said “this ain’t a buffet, Kit.” He didn’t get but I cracked myself up.