Average Redhead Enjoyer

Hybrid account of normal stuff and funny kink. Also dabbling in writing to spite the jocks. Alt account of @anadorablestray

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

"our definition of welfare fraud is people we dont like spending the welfare money on anything other than what we intended"

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

🚨 Stephen Miller says the scale of welfare fraud is SO MASSIVE that eliminating it alone could balance the ENTIRE federal budget

"The amount that has been fleeced from us is in the HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars."

"We could balance the federal budget if the only dollars that went out of the treasury went to individuals who were properly, lawfully, correctly eligible to receive them."

This should infuriate EVERY taxpayer.

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

@mitchmws the hell did the mo do bro hes just living life in his crayon world with Mr Noodle

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

@SignalNewtype "if we're high trust that means we can steal all we want!"

[Nippo (☕Ko-fi Shop OPEN!) @NippoisAlien]

Just commissioned my friend @Kamskii01 to draw MY BABIES AAAAAGGAAAAAHHH!!😭🥺🥺🍓💜💗💗💗💗THANK YOU SO MUCH NAAAA!!!
#CelesteGame

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

something i learned in this: inflation wasn't caused by making a job increase its wages

inflation was caused by the removal of a backing for the US dollar, which CAUSED jobs to increase wages.

the lack of a backing is what makes your big mac $20. demand the gold standard!

[Yinzer724🇺🇸 @OnePissedYinzer]

Enjoy your $20 Big Mac.

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

@Kurohige_top1 wait i was hearing good things about Mushoku Tensei, what do you mean rudeus is from that series

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

jonathan "never been to school in years" jafari

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

I'm at a point in my video where I have to acknowledge "that time Jontron said a bunch of insane shit" but if I paraphrase what he said, people will think I'm making it up... and if I play the raw stream too long, people will click off. So I'm trying to spice up the editing a lil

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

bro thinks macarthur was a good influence

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Pete Hegseth just now: "In the 250 years of our American republic, no Secretary of War or Secretary of Defense has ever been impeached for carrying out lawful military operations"

Hey genius, that’s because impeachment is for Secretary of Wars who actually broke the law like you did 8 times.

[lexo @accountlexo]

#mewgenics

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

its why a lot of GENUINE doctors that diagnose mental disabilities ask to take an ocd test if youre diagnosed with ADHD

9 times out of 10 if you take that test, YOU WILL PASS

[Moses @Mozes60]

BREAKING: Scientists confirm that ADHD brains do not process regret the same way neurotypical brains do.

The guilt doesn’t fade. It replays at full volume. On a loop. For years.

This is not a character flaw. This is a documented difference in how the ADHD prefrontal cortex stores emotional memory.

[Eyrgo ✧ @eyrgo]

happy pocky day #sanuso

[True Celeste Fun Facts @celesteffacts]

celeste fact #39:

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

@JonHardwick98 @AezzieUwU its the only job that i can get hired for for full time. other parts in my area are just part time.

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

@ConnorPhip1871 @SgtStrawberries no i wanted to see him get his comeuppance during a tweet that was calling him out and he called me a predator, to the point his goons piled on me

it hurt me.

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

@Da_Bean_fr it works better on 4:3 aspect ratio than 16:9

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

this shit built like excuse me sir

[mike @imamyler]

@euclicide For me it’s this

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

hamon beat is having 3 aneurysms at once over jojotok infecting twitter

[Joseph 🎭 @9Deface]

It blows my mind that Star Platinum is actually Jonathan’s reincarnated spirit, masterful writing from Araki

[Average Redhead Enjoyer @CatInflated]

@FearLeBron they gave his ass FTL pre time skip, hes blitzing your boy