Cat Kron

'60s expanded cinema / '70s–'80s performance / '90s pop punk / adult contemporary ~say what you need to say~

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every so often the nytimes gets a bee in its bonnet about how awesome walking is and it seems now is that time

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goes without saying but don’t watch Eyes Wide Shut while making a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Happy International Woolens Day

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"let's not and say we did" was hilarious.

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Happy to be here.

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I remember a review in the Seattle Stranger of a taco shop where if you requested the Gypsy Kings they'd tell you exactly where the Gypsy Kings could stick it.

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you want edgy, I watched my cat maim a fly then put it in her litter box.

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"if it's (an unidentified) metal (gasket) let it settle."

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learned a lot about car interior maintenance
on my day off.

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Hey. Anyone else using sitcoms as ASMR whilst 9 to 5-ing and extremely stoked for Seinfeld 10/1 ?

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a moratorium please on the use of "bring to bear" outside of extremely difficult childbirth or taking a long private moment.

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One thing people don’t appreciate during a pandemic is when you mistake their private stairs for the nearby public ones. That’s it. That’s the one thing.

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@LizaCorsillo Shania dance church! bonus gives him something to talk about.

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Breaking my long-time Twitter freeze to clarify what people have been asking: We have extremely tiny cutlery because we are dainty.

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PS it's mine and includes reviews of art.

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An art review, whew!
https://t.co/unzX0IKgeX

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All these “which celebrity”memes and the only Cat is “https://t.co/mqFdSc2tzN.shopper” are you.

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sending my love to all the dogs out there named Karen

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a fun gag i like to play with my partner is when i ask, "do we have any plans for tonight?"

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@prudencepeiffer @AnorakMagazine which is interesting given that shrimp don't turn pink until they are cooked!