Cat Lady Probz

I love catz so much but sometimez they cause a few probz.

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Hey world it's been too lomh

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right, the third step up. a historic moment for mankind. a legacy left by channing tatum. I look up at the doorknob. i'll never get there

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My teen cat came home intoxicated by the alcohol? What do I say to my tween cat? Advice? Puked in the litter box out of control also foul st

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The bitch I live with tried to bathe me today I'm like what is the point of being a cat if not to squalor in my filth and lick my own buthol

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Your cat looks into your eyes. You squint. "I knew it" you say
Your cat morphs into Tim Gunn
"you know nothing" and he saunters away

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Mom said you are starting high school tomorrow and I said I don't belong people are allergic and teachers can't understand a word I'm a cat6

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I am cat and ive been studying all night for learners permit test I go in and what do they say and I quote
Why is there a cat whose cat is t

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When u name ur cat raven symone not after a young black actress and everyone says can I take a picture / sign my butt/ it's a cat people

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When u name ur cat Tyra banks not after anyone in particular and then aoas she is running a modelin show. Bullshit I created you tyra

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When humans are doing their homework instead of keeping me happy. #bitchezzz #moreimportant #CatLadyProbz

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WHY IS MY NEIGHBOR EVEN GROWING CATNIP SHE HAS NO CAT DOES SHE LIKE TO TORTURE ME IS SHE WILLING TO ANIMORPH JUST TO EXPERIENCE THE PLEASURE

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MY NEIGHBOR IS GROWING CAT NIP AND I CAN SEE IT AND SMELL IT PRACTICALLY TASTE YET CANNOT HAVE #NEIGHBORS #DRUGS #CATPROBZ

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@swagmasteremma excuse me what even is that related to cats? No! Get off my cat genetalia!!!!

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I am a cat and my owner is like one of the grandparents in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Touch me please me love me feed me. #catprobz

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ound her" your mom looks you in the eyes "cats can't talk" #wow #catladyprobz

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You walk in to find your mom and your cat gossiping about you "she is such a drama queen, the world revolves ar

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When you and your cat fight over the remote. "drake and josh is so dead, icarly is the new drake and josh" it says #ignorant #catladyprobz

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JESUS WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED candy is a sin RT if ur Christian lol #catladyprobz

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The cat breaks the glass and the room is silent tension is high and the cat can't help but stare at the now dead Tim gunn atop the table

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When your cat gets famous off of a stupid pop song that it didn't even write what a whore slut cat where have its whiskers been noone answer