Mike, Cat

Cat. Name of Mike. Mostly asleep. @jdmar3, @JefferyWardwell, and @ThorInuOdinson are all my subordinates.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

I was going to have to have words with @jdmar3 if he moved his foot again.

He knows what's good for him though.

[Sam 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @1NeedleKnitting]

I have some strong words on this re: Midsommar. My obvious stance is that burning your lame boyfriend alive is never a bad decision. Idolize her all you want!

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

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[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

I agree 💯 https://t.co/7PvkVBoOm3

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

Rude. https://t.co/eWgHRdUfnG

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

I AM NOT VAIN. https://t.co/QfSEblAPhX

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

I don't know what he's talking about. https://t.co/dlRUoDs9Qs

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

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[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

I found this person to lie on.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

Google made a video just for me, of me, and set it to music. MOAR PLZ

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

#HappyNewYear

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

I like it here. Jog on.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

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[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

You look comfortable. I must lay on top of you.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

This is mine.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

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[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

@ThorInuOdinson @jdmar3 SO WEAK FROM HUNGER NOW.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

@jdmar3 @ThorInuOdinson GUYS I AM PRETTY SURE I'M STARVING RIGHT NOW. PLEASE FEED ME IMMEDIATELY.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

And a good #Caturday morning to you all.

[Mike, Cat @CatMike8]

Yeah, @jdmar3. You locked me in the laundry room so I chewed open a bag of treats and ate most of them. GFY.