Cat Mom Laura

[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

An entire house at her disposal, and she picks the one spot that's in everyone's way.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

My phone holds 14,000 photos. About 13,000 are the same cats doing nothing. I’d run into a fire for every one.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Purred her way across the entire room, then clocked the ankle-rub as a deliberate bonding ritual.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

A cat curled up on a lazy day is a giant plush toy, minus the part where plush toys don't judge you for staying in bed until 3.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Tried sweet talk, then manners, then just shook the bag and got instant, unconditional devotion.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

My cat is staring at an empty corner again. Either it’s nothing, or we are both in danger and only one of us has been told.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Handed her a spider-catching assignment with the full weight of the household riding on it.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

She has exactly two modes, and one of them is standing on my keyboard like I owe her.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Would you like your alarm clock to be INEXPLICABLY HEAVY and full of KNIVES?
Consider: CAT.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Declared total devotion, then rejected the follow-up hug on every available syllable of “no.”

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Spent my whole childhood wanting control of my bedtime. Cats took it right back, no negotiating this time.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Sunglasses on, coffee in paw, fully committed to the bit that today only needs to clear a very low bar.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Sunglasses on, coffee in paw, fully committed to the bit that today only needs to clear a very low bar.

#catmemes #funnycats #catmood #catlover

[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Being a cat mom means paying every bill in a home where you are clearly the staff.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Pledged eternal closeness, then revoked every inch of it the second it got literal.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

She's always nearby. She's never impressed by it.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

You can have the worst day of your life and a cat will still ask where dinner is. Honestly, it helps.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Knocked down a picture, considered the vase, chose violence anyway, called it an aesthetic.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

That yawn is very dramatic for a day spent screaming at a finch he was never getting to.

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[Cat Mom Laura @CatMomLaura]

Statue-still the second the camera comes out, full gymnastics routine the instant it’s put away.

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