Abby Spiaggi

saturn devouring his son rp page (she/her)

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

Girls in high school: Abby, I heard you’re a lesbian.
Me: No I’m a Libra.

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

2023 is about getting absolutely absolutely yoked:
Intellectually
Emotionally
Physically

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

It’s all Smiling Friends. It’s just every episode of Smiling Friends.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

fuck spotify wrapped what’s your tv show wrapped???? top 5 shows you watched this year

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

I fell for the oldest trick in the book: overcommitting to shorter bangs thinking they’d be longer. I should’ve known.

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

My tummy hurts I’m never moving again

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

Ground breaking

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That wasn’t very liquid smooth of me

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Yeah I’ve picked my adulthood haircut and yeah it is one I can do ok on my own

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

I think actors should only be allowed to play characters with their name. If they play characters with a different name it’s lying and that’s a sin.

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

I will always forget if it’s MI6 or M16 I just don’t care to remember the right one it sounds fake either way why include a number at all

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

Proposed and he said yes!! Can’t wait to endlessly try and make you laugh harder❤️

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

The amount of time I lose getting distracted on my phone while debugging an app should be studied.

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

Working in a corporate setting is just recycling the same 10 buzz words in different combinations and I still don’t know what synergy is

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

Can you believe I cannot choose between 2 separate opinions on celebrities carrying glass coffee mugs on outside walks with reckless whimsy?

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

Consume more wonton soup

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

What if we put a popcorn button on the microwave but it always burnt it? -some dude with 0 bitches

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

How am I supposed to tell the gay M&Ms from the straight M&Ms with these design changes

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

Kevins calling his family with exciting news about his career but I remembered I had a crazy dream can I tell him to get off the phone or

[Abby Spiaggi @CatMousePad]

A trait I have: I always feel I would not make the mistakes I hear in Engineering Disasters. I just feel I’d build it different and always better.

I am not a professional engineer in any capacity.