Musetto the Cat

Former stray youth, now spoiled-rotten gentleman, reflecting on my surroundings and the creatures therein. Date of birth: Dec 2019

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I've reviewed your performance. It's... adequate.

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Less light please.

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@mojoblackcat I am very much a real, zipperless cat.

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I've gotta be me. 🎶

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Doing my pre-dinner surveillance.

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@katfan4eva Not telling. 😼

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Spy time!

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@missbitchbootsy Looks normal to me.

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Ms. Human hates when I sit here. Guess how much I care. 😸

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Take your picture so I can get back to my grooming. Sheesh.

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Having a quiet evening.

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I am Lazy Zombie Cat! Nommmmmzzzz.

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It's hot out.

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It's raining. 😾

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Yesterday I hunted lizards until 22:30. Ms. Human has a(nother) 05:30 meeting tomorrow, so I'm under house arrest. 😾

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@Theoandoscarhq @BootsBinx @MemeCat99014509 But what do you use to cleanse your palate? Disappointment in one's humans leaves such a bitter aftertaste.

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I was sure I spotted the Invader Cat behind some bushes. Turned out it was Loki. Hopefully this doesn't mean a trip to the vet for an eye exam.

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@Theoandoscarhq Your mom is brave. Ms. Human is not. But I don't put the tail-less lizard in my mouth. I stare at it while it stares back at me. Eventually we each get bored.

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Looking for lizards.

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@Theoandoscarhq Do you ignore the wiggling tails? I do. Ms. Human wonders if the lizards are disappointed.

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@Theoandoscarhq Get them! Bonus points if their tails come off. 😸