Cat Noir

Showcasing the dark, seedy underbelly of a city riddled with cats. CAT NOIR is all about hard-boiled cats, cat crime, cat shadows, & cat narration

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“If I could scrub this town as clean as the cold tiles of justice I lay upon… it just might be a place worth savin’”

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

Happy #Caturday everyone from Emma the weirdo cat who loves water & relaxes wherever it seems to appear

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

#NationalCatDay, huh? Well I ain’t got so much as a post to scratch for all the rats I’ve taken down. Nothin’ but “git” & “scram” for me when today oughta be full of naps & Q-Tips—rememberin’ all the lives I lost. So I’m sorry I’m ungrateful, kitten, but wake me if there’s tuna.

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

5 gigs I done a bit of:
1. private eye
2. cop... in FELICIDE. T’ose 6 months were the worst 20 years uh my life
3. vice informant
4. purred for money
5. hawkin’ newspapers on 8th, down by the Dog District. That was “ruff” 😹

Ok, ur next: @m—
*goons bust in*
HEY! Get ou—*SAPPED*

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“Happy birthday to me, Sweetheart. Tonite’s shindig is gonna be the pajamas. If you’re lookin’ to find me, I’ll be doin’ my number. Dance your toe beans over to the piano... Best seat in the house.”😼💃🎉🚬🍸

Happy 11th Birthday to the staaaar of #CatNoir! The one & only EMMA!

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“I looked into the abyss and saw what everyone said I’d amount to—a big nothing. Laid out like a reflection. I knew I had to go in. Had to fight back and get these dirty paws dirtier. Afterall... what‘s a nothing cat like me got to lose?”🕵️‍♂️
#CatNoir #ColorEdition
#CatsOfTwitter

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

@CamWelsh_ Meow

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“I was stuck between a rock and a hard place without a drop of milk in sight. If I didn’t get clever quick, I’d end up deader than all the missing mice who found their way into her unforgettable paws.” ☠️🙀 #CatNoir #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter #catslife

[Luke Kalteux @LukeKalteux]

#MetGala

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“The cat mayor looked up at me with regret, her eyes pleading for me not to tell. But with a story as juicy as wet food, I couldn’t keep quiet. Kittentown needed to know. And I needed that corner office at the Meowzette.” 🚬🗞📰#CatNoir #Meowzette #CatsofTwitter

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“Never thought I’d see the day a mutt like you and a cat like me could sit, claws-down, and meet all civil-like.”
Poppy Pup smirked, her sharpest tooth snagging her upper lip as she did so.
“Who said this was gonna be civil.” 😦🐕🐈💥
#CatNoir #Caturday #CatsOnTwitter #Pets

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“No more games, Pawl. You know what I want. And I’m not leaving until I get it.” 🚬🍸 #CatNoir #Cats #CatsofTwitter

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

They dragged me in and threw me to the floor. I lifted my head and saw him standing over me. I was finally looking at... Mister Scrumptious Pants.
“Well well well... Look what the cat dragged in,” he said. “I hear you’ve been lookin’ for me.” 🔫#CatNoir #Cats #MrScrumptiousPants

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“I knew the city like I knew my litter box... but once in a blue moon, it showed me something I never expected to see in a place called Kittentown...
‘Hiya, Madge,’ I said.”
#Catnoir 📸🔦🐕😼

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“They found me, and I suddenly had that sinking feeling again.” #CatNoir 🚬🔦📸
#catlife #FelineFriday

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“The door groaned as the Catmissioner entered, gun in paw. He knew she was alive; knew she’d run to her private cat tree upstate. If he didn’t shut her up, she’d be meowing to the papers in time for the morning edition. And flexing her paws over his lousy picture.” #CatNoir 😾🚨

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“They said there were no witnesses. That no one could remember what happened. That the three types of whiskers found in that closet didn’t match any suspects. And that here in Kittentown, justice has a way of working itself out, without the law nosing in.”🕵️‍♂️🚬🥃#CatNoir #Caturday

[Danny Tarr @DannyTarr]

@CatNoirshadows

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“Nothing but a good hangover brought me to Duckie’s pond. Something in that water had healing effects. That or the pond was filled with giggle juice. Either was just fine by me.” 🥃

[Amy Thurlow @athurlow]

@CatNoirshadows

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

“After a long night on the job, pawing through dirty secrets, she had a strange way of making me forget it all.”🕵️‍♂️🌃😼 #CatNoir #FemmeCatale

[Cat Noir @CatNoirshadows]

Not exactly #CatNoir but kudos 👏👏👏

[Brett @BrettRedacted]

Matthew Calamari? I haven’t heard that name in years...