CatNotCactus

idk, i tweet stuff I think is funny | #adhd content | 30 | non-binary she/her | 🎵 follow on YouTube:

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@DaveGorman “it would actually be cheaper to open a vein”, and now we know how much cheaper 🤣 https://t.co/M4nmjgEYb2

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Debating what @DaveGorman tattoo to get. Contenders right now are a mop, a potato peeler or a Finish tablet.

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@ripx4nutmeg @FredaPeaches *Facepalms in (presumably) gestationally-capable non-binary*

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@TaraGHelms @HazelAppleyard_ There were 12 embryos. They can’t transplant them all

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@rickygervais This is me right now, I have 4 months left of my 6. Thought I’d take your advice and reply to this year-old tweet. Are you casting for anything? Figured it’s ridiculously unlikely and yet worth an ask (PS I have your podcast as my cosy “before-sleep” listen)

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@ShivaniRaja_LE It is in a section called “Having a baby if you’re LGBT+” - if there’s a time and place for the term “chestfeeding” it’s here

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@LucasSa56947288 Yup. Get vaccinated guys, wherever possible. If you have a fever, reschedule and get vaccinated on a different day.

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The 8th Plague: Uninvited Buskers @rustylakecom

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@QualityStreetUK We would take all the shiny wrappers and bundle them around a chocolate orange wrapper to make a shimmery Christmas ornament

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@fesshole Wait this is genius. Now I only need to tidy my background once

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When you’re not naturally good with kids but you make an effort for your nephew

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I can’t believe they took a show as universally loved as Squid Game and then ended it like THAT

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@lydiakauppi It just carried on and on

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@thebowlerhatman I’m more than happy with my “shirt with a rockstar on it”

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@PostsOfCats Lil dude needs to play this guy in the live-action remake

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@fesshole You can just ask for what pieces you want, I do it every time to get the legs 🤣

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@veryharryhill I thought you were the OTHER Harry Hill when this post appeared in my notifications when I woke up 🤣

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@PicturesFoIder @DaveGorman we got one!

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@beefyfridgers KISS opened with a performance painter. Now that was a bad warm up.

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@fesshole “You bought all your- oh before phones. The dark ages. Never mind.”